I have some debt recovery letters that need that little bit of 'oomph' put into them, if you're interested.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

make the address for return correspondence Marshelsea
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)

Suck your own legal cock shitbeak.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)

offer to enter them in a prize draw that will write off all their outstanding payments if they reply within 14 days
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)

include some top money-saving tips like, turn the heating down, spend the winter in a cupboard
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

try to get an acrostic in somehow, like
L
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( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)

come on frisbee qc, you've had nearly fifteen minutes, you've got nothing
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)

it's very cumbersome, it takes a lot of time and vaseline to get into the spider costume

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)