While Ring of Fire settles down to a pleasant afternoon of butthurting
I'd like to move swiftly on and ask how everyone's wednesday afternoon is going.

So....how's things?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)

things are the same, which is to say, shit

( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)

woah woah I don't think you can talk butthurt

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)

On the contrary
Being exposed to a high level and quantity of butthurt, I can recognise it easily, no?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

no need to get so butthurted over it, jesus

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

And in fairness, as much shit as you may get, you seem to have developed the /talker's knack of just comming back here each day and getting on with it..

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

jesus that's a bit harsh, comparing him to mortal wombat like that

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

Woah, I think he just did
Take it back Spider :(
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

I was actually thinking of F**z, seeing as he got somewhat accepted.
That was a level of viciousness I don't like to see in you gluey, you're better than that. :-(
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

woah woah I didn't say frisbee was a paedophile spider stop putting your words in my mouth

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

God gluey!
I can't believe you said that Frisbee was a child molesting arachnid who loves putting things in children's mouths!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)

I'm at a complete loss, I would never insinuate frisbee dressed up as a spider with eight arms with willies on the end and put eight willies in eight eight year old children's mouths at once
I just don't do that sort of thing, just ask riviera
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

I'm shocked and appalled at this revelation that the b3ta user Frisbee QC travels down to the Riviera in his octococked costume
with the intention of forcing prepubescent children to taste his arachnoid pubes.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

Oh god what is happening

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

... is what those innocent kiddies say as you stuff them with your long spidery cock arms.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

apparently some guy who likes frisbee also likes to put on a crotchless tarantula costume with eight giant dick arms and try and wrestle with children
at a face painting stall on the french riviera, particularly the really hairy children painted to look like t rexes
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)

As I was going to St Ives
I met a man dressed as a spider with eight eyes
Each of his eight arms had a willy on the end
He was putting each willy in the mouth of an eight year old friend
One for each one, that's eight eight year olds together
I think people like him should be locked up forever
Eyes, arms, willies, friends
How many were going to St Ives? - TRANSMISSION ENDS -
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

AIEHOIEH

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

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( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)

He is
B - Batshit mental. He is
A - A mentalist. He is ment
L - He is
D - formed. He is
M - Mental. He is OOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo. He is
NKEY
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

I'm barely awake a half hour, been bombed since 20 minutes ago,
Am reading Hammer Of The Gods (Led Zep biography) and got very little planned outside of some Vice City later.

Yourself?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

the bit where they get the scale wrong and stonehenge is all tiny is hilarious
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

Hahaha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

I'm only 18 pages in, shurrp please.
Jimmy's just got a bloke to make him a fuzz box and reminded me why I jumped on the internet in the first place.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

I am ticking over nicely.
The missus is buggering off to rome for a long weekend. I expect to be replaced with either a young italian, a chunk of architecture or a large amount of gelato.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

Not so bad thanks Frisbummer.
I would like to think of something really fun to do on my own on this grey day... but I'm a bit stuck for ideas.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

I have some debt recovery letters that need that little bit of 'oomph' put into them, if you're interested.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

make the address for return correspondence Marshelsea
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)

Suck your own legal cock shitbeak.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)

offer to enter them in a prize draw that will write off all their outstanding payments if they reply within 14 days
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)

include some top money-saving tips like, turn the heating down, spend the winter in a cupboard
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

try to get an acrostic in somehow, like
L
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L
P
O
O
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( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)

come on frisbee qc, you've had nearly fifteen minutes, you've got nothing
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)

it's very cumbersome, it takes a lot of time and vaseline to get into the spider costume

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

The answer is ALWAYS "Wank yourself into a stupor".
Hello lovely lady, how has the past few days treated you?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

Um, how about no.
The last few days have been alright. I've handed in my MA dissertation which was pretty awesome but now I feel all anti-climactic and I want to be having super fun celebratory holiday times but everyone else has full time jobs and horrible selfish things like that.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)

see how many revolutions you can spin on your chair for

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

BUT I AM SAT ON A FUTON

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)

don't try it then, the centrifutal force will make your nose bleed
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

PUT WHEELS ON IT, AND MAKE IT A SCOOTON

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

Then try harder.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

Stop pressuring me Jacktion!

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

Needs more question marks?
I wasn't honestly trying to? Steal petrol?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

maybe he lives in australia

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

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( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

Seriously though, what's wrong with saying would do.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)

I've got a black eye but I also have a new t-shirt. These two equal things out to an ''okay'' I think
I was quite enjoying the dick down there getting made to look like a dick though.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

Alright sexy chops?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

Alright love. I see you're going to heaven, you lucky lady, you.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)

I well am.
I'm a good samaritan and all that.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)

What did you do?
I handed a wallet in to the police that I found on saturday night. Karma hasn't repaid me yet. Getting a bit impatient now.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)

did you get into a fight over the t-shirt?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

Aye, TK MAX sale, 10% off. Was mayhem.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

Fine I suppose. Why?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)

It's all cool
I'm spare at work, nowt to do, might go to my mate's house in a bit.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)

Happy Toast is kind of ruining my first foray onto the main board in about a year.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)

What a fucking rotter
I've clicked yours out of spite.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

Aww cheers lol x

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)

Butt Hurting!
I'm better than everyone on /talk. More successful, richer, happier, everything.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)

Oh I'm sorry
Yeah, you're definitely not butthurting.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

Don't know why your bothering with me, you've got people comparing you to MW up there

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)

So rich? you don't have? to pay for? petrol?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

Look the typos aren't my fault, I was recently diagnosed with the big C
dyslexia
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)

was recently diagnosed with the big C dyslexia am a screaming retard trying to look cool in front of people whom I've already exposed myself as an archetypal QFTWer to.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)

Don't debase yourself, I'm not worth it.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)

and less easy to annoy, you forgot less easy to annoy
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

yeah and that

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)