The answer is ALWAYS "Wank yourself into a stupor".
Hello lovely lady, how has the past few days treated you?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

Um, how about no.
The last few days have been alright. I've handed in my MA dissertation which was pretty awesome but now I feel all anti-climactic and I want to be having super fun celebratory holiday times but everyone else has full time jobs and horrible selfish things like that.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)