I'm hungry but I can't be bothered to make myself anything

( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

You could steal someone else's food.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

But then I'd have to leave the house and it's raining

( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

i heard it said
that a man in this unfortunate situation can, in actual fact, pay a little over the odds for a meal to be delivered, by a different man, to his abode. it's called "food cooked by someone, for someone else, brought to the address of the second person, by someone else"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

I can't be bothered to order anything.

( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)

post your card details and any dietary requirements
and i'm sure we can both eat well tonight
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

No ta.
I've put some crumpets on to cook.
( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)

Hungry again now. This is shit.
C'MON SCIENCE, WHERE'S MY MEAL-IN-A-PILL?
( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)