Adam Fielding
is watchn waterloo road wid a cuppa x
58 minutes ago via BlackBerry · Like ·
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

Oh boy!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

ah man i was just about to start a really good thread, i'll leave it till next year now

( mongychops, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

hey grrr! what is your view on the audi r6 avant, estate natch, 6 speed?

( mongychops, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

if you mean RS6, then that's super sexy, estates give me a wide-on

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

no i didn't, no offence, thanks tho

( mongychops, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)

it appears i did, the audi website is confusing

( mongychops, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

Audis in general are fat banker's weekend chariots
but the big engined estates are what they excel at, all the way back to the first 200 Avant.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)

it's only for living in and fishing, it will do till i get my van with the sliding front doors

( mongychops, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)

This should suit, it's bivvy coloured
cgi.ebay.co.uk/BEDFORD-CF2-HAWSON-BODY-2-3L-DIESEL-V-RARE-AUTOMATIC-/300567340153?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item45fb35a479#ht_1826wt_1139
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

that is stunning, i want that

( mongychops, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

me too

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)

On the off days, you could throw out bundles of newspapers like they do in films.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)

oh shit, you're talking about the Fisher Price Roller Skate Tubby Lardfucker bloatwagon
get to fuck mongy, that's well beyond my remit
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

what about the S line 3.0 TDI quattro?

( mongychops, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

i only really like it because of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gTUshlWFG0
( mongychops, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

don't turn this into a food thread, you tedious bellend

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)

hoisted by my own retard

( mongychops, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)

I keep thinking of that occasionally.
Then feeling a bit annoyed, I can't actually purchase any.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

ugh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

What what what?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

I'm hungry but I can't be bothered to make myself anything

( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

You could steal someone else's food.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

But then I'd have to leave the house and it's raining

( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

i heard it said
that a man in this unfortunate situation can, in actual fact, pay a little over the odds for a meal to be delivered, by a different man, to his abode. it's called "food cooked by someone, for someone else, brought to the address of the second person, by someone else"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

I can't be bothered to order anything.

( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)

post your card details and any dietary requirements
and i'm sure we can both eat well tonight
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

No ta.
I've put some crumpets on to cook.
( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)

Hungry again now. This is shit.
C'MON SCIENCE, WHERE'S MY MEAL-IN-A-PILL?
( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

Noel Fielding is probably going through the dictionary to find obscure animals he can put into his next set to make it more zany

( magnum, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

I'm not sure what the badgers will think though
what with all the other animals in their house
( magnum, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)

Simon Amstell completely reducing him by imitating him perfectly was one of the highlights of his time on Buzzcocks.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)

i had couple of pints of amstell in harold wood last week, it was alright

( mongychops, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)

My heel hurts.
lol x
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)

try having a couple of pints of amstell, please keep to the forefront of your mind at all times that i have no formal or informal medical knowledge and most of what i say can be treted as a work of fiction, or not, no offence

( mongychops, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)

Amen to that

( magnum, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)

You can see it here magnum:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yaoiL5srGQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=282s

lol x
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)

that's a highlight?
fucking hell, that show must be utterly dire
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

It used to be better.
I think it became a program where they invite someone on to just take the piss.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

I just liked watching Noel Fielding squirm as Amstell completely undid his act.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

I love him dearly
"Fuck you, haircut, I'll blow you away with actual talent"
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

thank you
xXx
( magnum, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

Was that on this evening.
Well done Planearm
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)

Wait, people still use a blackberry?
Bwahahaha
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

Yeah, they seem to have taken off in this country, I guess its the hardware keypad.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)

Their web browsers are the worst though.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

Oh they look shite, tiny screens.
No thanks, this is the year 2011.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)

Just who is he aiminfg that status at?
There's a kiss, it must be personal
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)

It's to everyone.
There's probably one about this Apprentice on there now, lemme just check man.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)

Adam Fielding
fire jim from the apprentice x
30 minutes ago via BlackBerry · Like ·
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

Jesus
See the x just makes him sound like a creepy uncle. And everyone on his facebook friends list is a potential prey.

I see why you keep him, around though. I have one of them, it's endless fun
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)

Robert Marsh
Can't believe that he is entering the talent comp tonight
4 hours ago via iPhone

Robert Marsh
Is off to the beach
Yesterday at 09:41 via iPhone

Robert Marsh
Is off to sunny dawlish for the week. :-)
Monday at 12:13 via iPhone

Robert Marsh
Has just watched the duke at 90. What an interesting program. Yeh he speaks his mind and says the wrong things, but who doesn't.
09 June at 22:00 via iPhone


Ugh
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

I struggle to get through a day without needing to know what he's watching with a cuppa.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

Imagine if you didn't know where he was
Like if he'd gone to work without telling you. Or to make a cup of tea. Or the bathroom. How would you live?
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

a blackberry like what?

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)