You're dying to meet me.
You fucking know you are.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

I totally need to give you and him a massive hug.
Survival is not guaranteed.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

My hugs are pretty bone crushing too
BEWARE
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

It'll be like Randy Savage and Stephanie McMahon all over again.
I don't even know what this means
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)

I'm totally Randy Savage.
WOOOOAAHH YEEEAAH!
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

This is true. You do give good hug.
In other news, HELLO!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

I'm the fucking hug master.
Alright gorgeous?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

Fed up of making lists and packing.
Want holiday start now. :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)

This is possibly the sexiest mental image I have ever had.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)

He has a hand shake like an anaemic jelly, in common with all other Lancastrians

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

That was my penis.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

and that's where the phrase 'trying to nail a jelly to a wall' comes from

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

HA HA
Look at spazzy five cocks!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)

Ahem

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

Hello there, Floppy hands

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)