Don't pander to me
i'm still fairly new, and therefore yet to prove my worth, try one of the more popular ones like Stuj.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)

Come now Piggles
None of us here are popular. This is crying ginger nerd of message boards
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)

Hang on ... aren't you one of the fake noobs too?
This is all getting too much for me. I'm leaving forever.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)

I was Friz for a while
but i think that's blown over now. Was very briefly Bou, but again, blown over. I haven't been accused of being anyone since. So i'm either still Friz, or i am me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

alright Friz?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

BERT. You're bert aren't you? You cheeky monkey.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

You know what
I don't even know who Bert is. But if you say so.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)

have you fucked your sister?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

I don't have a sister

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)

Oh right.
So you're saying you would fuck your sister if you had one? You sick puppy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

Well, i walked in to that one

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)

I bet you would if you did.

(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)

But I bet you wish you did.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)

So you put on a wig and makeup and masturbate in front of the mirror?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)

I resent that.
I'm not popular, just LOVELY.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

Don't hate me
i was waiting for the right moment for a fist bump over how wet Donington was and how awesome Rob Zombie was and that after that we'd be friends and, oh god I've ruined it haven't I. Can you forgive me? can you ever forgive me?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)