Hello new person
if you really are a lady and in a wheelchair then I have a question, but its really bad, even Jim Davidson would say "hang on, thats a bit out of order". But fuck it, I'll ask it anyway.............

Daddy or chips?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

Like she gets a choice.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)

Can't believe you went there.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)

I nealy left for good :)

(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

don't forget to tell everyone what you think of them before you flounce!
it's like a rule or something
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)

ok

(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)

Chips but only
if I can have a pint or 5 of real ale with them.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

Mmmmm
ale. I saw a woman buying real ale in asda today. I nearly shat myself with joy til she turned around.
( CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

an alcoholic cripple
if you're overweight too the NHS actually hates you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:14, archived)