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i just found a valve cap on my laptop keyboard.
a valve cap. my laptop is on my bed and i haven't even left the house today, so how the FUCK has a valve cap arrived there?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
Were you Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh?
I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)
that's not relevant

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
irrelevancy on b3ta?
NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

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(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)
Reverse Borrowers, little shits they are

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
this seems most likley

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
Especially when they leave software company-branded headgear laying around

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
Why don't you ever seem to leave the house?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
i heard there's aids outside

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)
That's a pretty shit state of affairs, does your mum not wish for you to at least make some kind of effort, even if it's just to go to the library to read the beano

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
i don't like the beano
you don't know me AT ALL! i hate you!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
Just seen your online breakdown on QOTW.
I thought you were better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
it was on the bike of the child you abuducted and molested

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
Two quarter pound burgers
each with maple smoked British bacons and a fried egg, since you asked.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
I think everyone should "like" my post in /links.
So it can get on the newsletter and I can be a god amongst men.
I've never gotten over my newslettered video that I accidentally posted from a comedy account.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
I'm not going to /links, I've heard they're all bummers and I'll get bummed up the bum if I do.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/links/vote.php?id=641747&verify_code=944088279
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
Done.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
I didn't read that properly so I feel like I was cheated into that vote.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
It's ok, I don't think it counts
as the verify code is individual to the user.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
much as i like this forum and all that, maffers you are investing too much emotion in it, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
change your name to friz
insta-clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)
Perhaps you sneezed and it fell out of your nose.
Or it might be a disabled child's, y'know, the one you molested.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
Is there a wheel attached to it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)
you know what mw, i think my nan has pulled through, this is great news, she aint right, but she aint dead, great stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
Good to know.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
it has given me a buzz of happy you seldom get, good old nan, still going the extra mile

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
I know what you mean.]

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
It's probably the same way the bloke in Fight Club wakes up with cuts and bruises and has no recollection of getting them.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
why is that then?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
I don't want to spoil the film but it turns out rosebud was his childhood sled.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
no worries, i'm not into that type of thing, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
Oh none taken.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
what would Adam Fielding think of this I wonder?
lol x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
JESUS
www.b3ta.com/board/10451816
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)