b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 7219014 (Thread)

I'm watching Forrest Gump again.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
I managed five minutes of that
Then I shat on my feet and poked a stick in it
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
You're such a fucking MISERY.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)
It is a shitty twee movie though.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
No
I'm not a mong
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
the greatest thing about that film is that you have to be a bit forrest gump to enjoy it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)
yeah but I bet you shout 'Run, Forrest, run!' when people are running up the platform for your train.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
No
I shut the doors early then point at my watch when we're pulling out
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
that is how i do sex

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
fuck off back to /qotw with your 'i've had sex' internet lies

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
What with?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
i'll be honest, the last time i had sex
we were both really drunk, she took me back to hers and we both passed out, i woke up on top of her with my semi erect member just about in her, spunk dribbling down the side into clumps of sweaty pubic hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)
What happened next?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
i dunno, i probably did something in a brand of car i dunno can't remember

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)
Again?
You managed to sit through it once and still want to watch it again?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)