may I recommend a preemptive strike?
 
or you could run her over with your car, just saying
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:08, archived)

ahhhahhhah so one of the /lunks posters died recently
today it's wall to wall shitty house music

laugh, I could shit
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:11, archived)

Yeah, it's fair enough, if I die I expect everyone on /talk to make shit jokes about it all day.

( Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:22, archived)

this

( FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:23, archived)

b3ta: laughing at the misfortunes of strangers, but one fuckwit dies and it's let's have a bit of cry and hold hands and sing kum bay fucking ah
 
sorry I mean "for every fuckwit who dies"
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:29, archived)

*massive click*

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:03, archived)

cl pr
( Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:10, archived)

it's what he would've wanted!
 
that Rapitinui, what a colossal prick, may he rot in hell
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:27, archived)

of course, I fully expect to die alone, and cats will eat my face.
 
nobody here will even know.
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:29, archived)

maybe I should put that in my will, get somebody to take a picture and post it here
 
trollin from BEYOND THE GRAVE
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:31, archived)

"Would you like to be buried, cremated or preserved in plastic, playing pretend tennis with half your forearm cut off for wankers to coo at?"
"No, none of those, I'd like to be eaten by cats, also someone should take a picture and post it on a non-image-based internet messageboard"
( Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:35, archived)

I guess I meant on the main board, maybe some TOAP, like a picture of what's left of my face with "I R CHEEZBURGER" written across it

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:39, archived)

oh shit I just realised what you're referring to, you will get a punch in the cooch for this for sure

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:20, archived)