Friday
well tomorrow is Friday. Which means I have to pick up my friend Rebecca on the way to work. I hope she doesn't ask which seat should she take.... Or she will get a punch in the cooch
(rizzivision, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:11, archived)

why?

( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:11, archived)

why would you punch a friend anywhere over asking a question about which seat to sit in?
what are you, some kind of neanderthal
( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:12, archived)

She's 13, it's a power thing, I'm sure you can understand.

( Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:14, archived)

no, not really.

( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:15, archived)

shotgun
that is the only seat anyone should take in a car. If taken. Then just the next closest seat too you! But when she asks the question she says it in that annoying Rebecca black voice... Grrr!
(rizzivision, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:15, archived)

given the choice i'd take a seat in any passing strangers car instead of yours
if i were her
( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:16, archived)

assuming she has a choice here
possibly assuming too much
( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:17, archived)

Hilarious admission of paedophilia.

( Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:14, archived)

i don't understand the internet anymore
i might go outside for a while
( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:15, archived)

Oh...
It's you again. Prick!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:03, archived)

How nice.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:04, archived)

may I recommend a preemptive strike?
 
or you could run her over with your car, just saying
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:08, archived)

ahhhahhhah so one of the /lunks posters died recently
today it's wall to wall shitty house music

laugh, I could shit
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:11, archived)

Yeah, it's fair enough, if I die I expect everyone on /talk to make shit jokes about it all day.

( Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:22, archived)

this

( FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:23, archived)

b3ta: laughing at the misfortunes of strangers, but one fuckwit dies and it's let's have a bit of cry and hold hands and sing kum bay fucking ah
 
sorry I mean "for every fuckwit who dies"
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:29, archived)

*massive click*

( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:03, archived)

cl pr
( Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:10, archived)

it's what he would've wanted!
 
that Rapitinui, what a colossal prick, may he rot in hell
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:27, archived)

of course, I fully expect to die alone, and cats will eat my face.
 
nobody here will even know.
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:29, archived)

maybe I should put that in my will, get somebody to take a picture and post it here
 
trollin from BEYOND THE GRAVE
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:31, archived)

"Would you like to be buried, cremated or preserved in plastic, playing pretend tennis with half your forearm cut off for wankers to coo at?"
"No, none of those, I'd like to be eaten by cats, also someone should take a picture and post it on a non-image-based internet messageboard"
( Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:35, archived)

I guess I meant on the main board, maybe some TOAP, like a picture of what's left of my face with "I R CHEEZBURGER" written across it

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:39, archived)

oh shit I just realised what you're referring to, you will get a punch in the cooch for this for sure

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:20, archived)