of course, I fully expect to die alone, and cats will eat my face.
 
nobody here will even know.
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:29, archived)

maybe I should put that in my will, get somebody to take a picture and post it here
 
trollin from BEYOND THE GRAVE
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:31, archived)

"Would you like to be buried, cremated or preserved in plastic, playing pretend tennis with half your forearm cut off for wankers to coo at?"
"No, none of those, I'd like to be eaten by cats, also someone should take a picture and post it on a non-image-based internet messageboard"
( Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:35, archived)

I guess I meant on the main board, maybe some TOAP, like a picture of what's left of my face with "I R CHEEZBURGER" written across it

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 4:39, archived)