I'm not sure it's that important in this context to be honest.
In fact, the only time the precise definition of a jaffa cake is significant is when it has to go to court for tax reasons. Or when someone is being a prick about it. Just before they go on to insist one pronunkiation of scone is superior to the other. Fucking pricks.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)

Fuck it. the type of biscuit I'm going to be today is an eccles cake.
And if anyprick has a fucking problem with that I'llhunt them down and smash their stupid prick teeth up their fucking cunt.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

It's clearly pronounced 'scone'
People who say 'scone' are the real fucking pricks.
( Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)

Go shove a fortune cookie up your tits.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)

There is one pronounciation of scone that is clearly superior
and that is when you pronounce it to sound like a formula one car racing past and exploding
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)

this has my full support
when i am mod i will enforce this pronounciation of scone.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)

IT'S BISCOTTI

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)

Just because you are Jeremy Vine from the British BBC Corporation,
don't think you are safe from my violent justice.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)