hey baldmonkey
Any luck finding a suit? I had an idea. I don't know where you live, but near me is a vintage clothing store that only stocks American vintage stuff, mostly old leather jackets and such, but they do also do suits, and being from an American supplier there are quite often suits for the more husky gentleman. These shops are not uncommon and are often called uncle Sam's or one in pompey called one legged donkey.

Biscuit lol woop woop I'm a fucking bourbon you racist. Lol x
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:45, archived)

Hey! That's cool man.
I was thinking of popping to one of the One Legged Jockey stores this weekend. Or next weekend. One or the other.
Do I take it you are a Portsmouth too? Hello.
I'm going to trawl the charity shops in Fareham at lunch time.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)

i lived in portsmouth a couple of years ago
I miss living by the sea, I don't miss living in Southsea. I think pinstripes are the way forward, and a fancy watch chain you can spin as you stroll along.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)

And a Pimp Hat. Yes.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)

and snakeskin/leopard print brothel creepers.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)

And a silver tipped cane.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

i think we should have our own fashion show on the BBC

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)

YEAH!
We'll call it Pimp My Pimp.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)

we'll need two voiceover actors
one for the before shots when they are trampy losers, maybe a sympathetic lady. then the most over excited man in the world for the pimpy reveal. Any suggestions welcome.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

POCKET WATCH!
YOU FUCKING GENIUS.
So how far away have you moved?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

oxford
It's nice here, I have a house on the canal. I own sandbags, for floods, but also to sit on in the shed. I want to buy a boat, but they are lots of money. I sometimes go to Portsmouth to go sailing.

Pocket watches are a big responsibility, you have to wind them regularly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

Portsmouth is a shit hole.
I want to move away. But it is also home, so I don't.
If I was minted I'd move to Fowey. And move my parents with me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

but...but...but
Spinacre tower and Gunwharf keys has transformed the town in the vibrant modern metropolis we all know it to be.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

I like Portsmouth
been a few times, but then again I like all seaside. I even like Cleethorpes and that's a massive pile of pants.
( jenpots, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

I miss the tricorn.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

World's largest Laser Quest
That was a thing to be proud of, not a poncey fucking tower and an all you can eat chinese buffet.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

I went to that laser quest a couple of times.
It was shit because there were a bunch of pricks who spent all day every day in there, taking it all far too seriously and ruining it for everyone else.
It would be better nowadays. Since they opened a Games Workshop round the corner. And invented WoW.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)