I'm sorry, I have no skills in this department. Good luck though.
LET'S TALK ABOUT WILLIES
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)

I've got one
And, right, I've got some lamb curry here. Get me!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)

Which is your favourite willy?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)

I reckon it's going to be steamboat

( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)