Wouldn't it be great if you could download a snooze?
Go onto amazon (or piratebay if you're cheap) and download 50 megabytes of nap time?

yeah, that would be niczzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)

I would like to download some lungs which work properly

( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)

When you figure it out let me know
*wheezes*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)

I'm not well TH
I shouldn't be at work :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)

Bad ill?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)

Shitlung syndrome
Chest cough ow can't breath whoops dizzy what who are you
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)

Shit...I take it you've seen a doctor?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)

Nah, I'm just at work instead
Cos I'm an idiot
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)

oh Theo
Going on Monday? Ain't wirf it bruv. Gotsta go when its your breevin.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)

Yeah, if I'm still shit, been shit for about a week now
Might take the weekend off, got to do a training tomorrow, did one today, almost killed me.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)

Do it man. And there's always the out of hours Doc's if it gets bad.
Dr. Two Hats is IN
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)

No, that would be awful. I'd hate it.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)

Haha, yeah', I guess that lolwaki prick should just fuck off. Yeah', you're right, he probably has yelled "WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)

That'd be gash.
Nothing beats an actual nap.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)