your Dad talked to your Mum until she fell asleep, and then raped her?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)

i drove the audi today, didn't like it, any ideas?

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)

AUDI PARTNER! HAHAHAAHHA!
Boil a poop
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

look, i dont like you and you dont like me, let us just leave each other alone on this forum and move onwards

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

But i love you

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

dunno, what do you want?
big comfortable cruiser or sporty somethingorother? A compromise will always be shit.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

and estate that goes like shit off a shovel
but got to be big enough for fishing
( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

Sounds like a job for Mr BMW

( magnum, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

not for me, i'd rather a volvo

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)

yeah, whatever volvos the police used
they were fucking great
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)

my old man has a V70
T6 AWD, it's a pricey motor, but it goes like stink. Not so great on the MPG but good fun for such a big machine.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)