Hey! I'm thinking of buy a decent hat to wear about the place.
I think men should wear hats again. Proper hats, not caps.
At the moment I am favouring a bowler hat. I don't have a large enough penis to be able to unironically wear a top hat, so that's out.
What do you think?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)

I might start wearing suits all the time, too.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)

Oh no, I have started a new thread and now it is time for dinner.
I am such a shit hole
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

I don't think you have to wear a top hat on your cock, maybe I have misunderstood, sorry, can you repeat the question
( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)

I'm rather fond of a trilby or a fedora.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)

can i just say
and nothing else? phwoar.
*panders*
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)

A Panama hat
Everyone loves a Panama hat
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)

Also - Bowler

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)

exams finished!
Bowlers are good, but top hats are better
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)

hey great, does this mean now you have finished you will stop being really dull and only able to interact with only a couple of forum memebers?

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:24, archived)

if you want me to mongy
I'm not sure about the dull bit though, that's probably genetic
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)

your Dad talked to your Mum until she fell asleep, and then raped her?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)

i drove the audi today, didn't like it, any ideas?

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)

AUDI PARTNER! HAHAHAAHHA!
Boil a poop
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

look, i dont like you and you dont like me, let us just leave each other alone on this forum and move onwards

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

But i love you

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

dunno, what do you want?
big comfortable cruiser or sporty somethingorother? A compromise will always be shit.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

and estate that goes like shit off a shovel
but got to be big enough for fishing
( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

Sounds like a job for Mr BMW

( magnum, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

not for me, i'd rather a volvo

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)

yeah, whatever volvos the police used
they were fucking great
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)

my old man has a V70
T6 AWD, it's a pricey motor, but it goes like stink. Not so great on the MPG but good fun for such a big machine.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)

YAY
Congratulations, enjoy, are you drunk yet etc
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)

Had a few drinks
then popped back home to shower and change. More drinks here I come! Have a good evening
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)

Enjoy, much deserved, go you xx

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)

i really hope you two know each other, if not you both can go on my current b3ta dull list, with the other shitcunts

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

The Homburg is the hat
for the discerning gentleman, the fedora was ruined by that Timberlake fellow and the furry pink ones chav girls wear.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

Tricorn
I hear they're due for a comeback
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)

i honestly hope you die before sundown

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)

I think a flatcap will suit your stupid face, you fucking gargoyle.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)

i have a flat beak new era fitted hat
bet you hate that don't you? You should get a flat cap if it suits you.
( FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)

I'm not sure I've met anyone youngish who wears a hat who wasn't a tool
I'm sure there must be some
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)

hey

( FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:42, archived)

I don't know you, you might not be a tool

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)

i'm going to to assume he is a pair of knippex cable shears

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)

fuck off

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)

A trilby?
Any old prick (regardless of size) can wear one of those.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)

takes a really big arsehole to wear one inside out

(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)

A fedora, but not any old fedora. A Stetson fedora.
That's right. Indiana Jones.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)

It's not meant for hats!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)

One of those hats with holders for 2 cans of drink either side
with straws on
( magnum, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)

Only two?
poof
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)

2 cans either side
4 cans
Cans the size of a dog
( magnum, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)

What sort of dog?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)

i hate dogs

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

A labrador

( magnum, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

What's the world's most scariest dog?
A labraaaaaador
( magnum, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)

I always wear a hat when I go outdoors.
The proper hat, of course, depends on the rest of your outfit, which in turn depends on the weather.

For the summer I suggest you obtain a straw boater, a striped blazer and a pair of white flannel trousers.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)

alright mgt, what do you make of tor?

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

I don't know what tor is.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

a small rocky peak

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

Ok then maybe I'd make a salad out of it.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)

It's like a browser but more shhhh!

( CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

"This package requires no installation. Just extract it and run."
The fuck!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)

Haven't tried it.
Nothing says "I'm doing something illegal" like covering your tracks.
( CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

Fucking hell, it all makes sense now
You're Hyacinth Bucket
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

Hyacinth Bucket was no anarchist.
Maybe she went to church to show off her hats, I don't know, I think my gran is part Hyacinth Bucket though, she reportedly only used to go to church for that very reason. She even has one of those little knitted flamenco dancers to cover up the spare toilet roll.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

my gran has one of those little knitted flamenco dancers to cover up the scag and used needles in her bathroom

(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)