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hankieHANKIE
HANKIES
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
BALDHANKIE? LOL
Not on your nelly!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
shall we have a quiz or summat?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
yeah go on then

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
what type? i really only do sitcom or bad film synopsis, i did try trick questions once, that was ok

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
Bad Film synopsis could do with an airing
it's been a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
something about a group of boys into trains getting a stiffy or summat?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
hur, Stand By Me
Professor abandons his class to fuck around with his Dad in the Middle East
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
some in diana jones shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
well that game died

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
I'm down with that, mongers
can we pick specialist subjects?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
dunno man, i'm a no trick pony when it comes to this, i remember doing blockbusters once here, that was mental

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
oh man, I want to do the gold run

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
hold on, i have to make the grid in paint, mikes catchphrase was v cool

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
but do you fold it into a triangle, or a Stanley knife blade?
that's really important
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
PANKIES

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
you're not allowed to call them that any more

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
I don't think /talk are aware that I'm going to glastonbury.
I've had no jealous gazes.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
*gazes jealously*

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
*gazes longingly*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
Imelda May winked at me last year.
That's how cool it is.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
is that a bit like Imelda Marcos. but with less shoes?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
what an interesting name, is she a sorceress?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
she's a wizard, definitely

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
ah
that sort of gal
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
*gazes in a very similar fashion*

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
But to counter that fucking coolness
I'm staying in on a friday to improve the performance of my PC.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
the universe is once more in balance

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
What's so cool about standing around in a muddy field listening to a shit speaker system murder your favourite songs
while you get vomited on by smacked-up pissheads?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
Oh shit, and you paid to go there too
you massive fucking wankstain
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
smack at that advert frenzy? yeah, wat?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
They have the best sound systems I've ever heard at any gig.
It's full of middle class, right-on, white, bleeding heart liberals like me.
It's only a bit of mud.
A lot of bands realise it's a big deal and put more effort in.
People aren't that drugged up until like 10ish so it's not that bad.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
you're making it even worse for yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
Even you'd enjoy it.
YES TRUTH
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)
Like fuck I would
It's got live music, shit food, camping, lots of people, smoking, drugs, alcohol and an extortionate entry fee. I'd hate it, and I'd make everyone else hate it to.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
if you can't afford a silk hankie for your top pockey
just cut a piece of white card in to a triangle and use a pencil to add a fake monogram.
should go with your second-hand probably dug up from a grave suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
i'm leaving the typo, i like it

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
have you got one in your hat?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
I always have one in my hand

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
I wanna reach out and grab me

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
like in dune?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)