I don't think /talk are aware that I'm going to glastonbury.
I've had no jealous gazes.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)

*gazes jealously*

( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)

*gazes longingly*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)

Imelda May winked at me last year.
That's how cool it is.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)

is that a bit like Imelda Marcos. but with less shoes?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)

what an interesting name, is she a sorceress?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)

she's a wizard, definitely

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)

ah
that sort of gal
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

*gazes in a very similar fashion*

( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)

But to counter that fucking coolness
I'm staying in on a friday to improve the performance of my PC.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)

the universe is once more in balance

( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

What's so cool about standing around in a muddy field listening to a shit speaker system murder your favourite songs
while you get vomited on by smacked-up pissheads?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)

Oh shit, and you paid to go there too
you massive fucking wankstain
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)

smack at that advert frenzy? yeah, wat?

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)

They have the best sound systems I've ever heard at any gig.
It's full of middle class, right-on, white, bleeding heart liberals like me.
It's only a bit of mud.
A lot of bands realise it's a big deal and put more effort in.
People aren't that drugged up until like 10ish so it's not that bad.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)

you're making it even worse for yourself

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)

Even you'd enjoy it.
YES TRUTH
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)

Like fuck I would
It's got live music, shit food, camping, lots of people, smoking, drugs, alcohol and an extortionate entry fee. I'd hate it, and I'd make everyone else hate it to.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)