I've never done that in my life

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)

this

( moohalaa, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)

and me

( magnum, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)

so you've never had a one night stand?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)

no
I only inject my semen into someone I've stalked, groomed and seduced for weeks, sometimes months, in advance. That way their disappointment is much more satisfying from my perspective.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)

You don't need to go clubbing to have a one night stand.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)

But carrying a club can help.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)

go clubbing to
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)

fun sponge

( moohalaa, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)

Yes, you do, there's a law.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)

call the police I'm a dangerous criminal

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)

That's nothing, I'm just thinking about you in a sexual way.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

But that's internet rape

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

go clubbin take your clothes off
one night stand good time oh no
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)

Unless your clothes are on fire.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)