I just sneezed and my face exploded.
Snot flew everywhere and my eyes started streaming.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

I think you've been shot

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

If only I didn't know you're not making this up.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

If I'd even had a bit of warning the sneeze was coming.
But no, it was instant and powerful.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)