Our turd has been warned that if he goes near her..
I'll cut his fucking head off and shit down the hole in the middle. I sense apprehension while he is around me. His father complained to me about my language, father got some of the same.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)

brilliant!
*takes notes*
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)

you sound like my ladies father
Who on our first meeting pinned me to a wall and threatened to smash ny teeth through the back of my head. I've asked him for a little guidebook to dadding for any future piglets.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

It works you know!
Eventually they give in and like you, despite the fact that they are aware that you are porking the arse of his sweetness and light. Just play by his rules (or pretend to) for a while and he gives up!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)

I did some awesome swearing when a bloke dropped the boy off after he got wankered
Left him unconscious in the street outside rather than push him through the door. I let him know a few new words during my lecture about responsibility down the phone. The next day he left a note through the door at about half five in the morning and very quietly too, saying that if I ever got in touch with him or his son again he would involve the police. Top victory for me there.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!
And even if they can, fuck 'em anyway!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)