Not so much chat up lines but at school I overheard a girl saying she was going to a fancy dress party as Princess Leia
and I said she could stroke my wookie any time.

And another one was just after the parts available for the school play were announced and I said to a girl "I hope you get to be the donkey so I can ride you into the sunset"
( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

Virgin

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)

And so begins the start and end of Magnum's teaching career.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)

And so I got off the bus

( magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)