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What's your best chat up line?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
I DONT DO CHAT UP LINES, I JUST TALK TO HIM/HER LIKE A REAL HUMAN BEING, GET THEIR INTERESTS, AND JUST DISGUST THINGS.
shut up, dullard, that's not what I asked.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
disgust things
yes.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
You discussed me.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)
Has anyone in the history of trying to get a shag ever used a chat-up line with any kind of success?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
That doesn't sound like a great chat up line.

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
It got me where I am today
Stinking and sweaty on the sofa with no naked women within reach
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
They do work but only on loose sluts whose goal of the night is swallowing pole fo srs

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
My kindda girl.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)
I have no intention ever of trying to procure a loose slut
Again
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)
Poor sp@m =((((

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
Dreadful slurs
I'll be grassing you up straight away.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)
That top looks very becoming on you...
Of course, if I was on you I'd be coming too.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
You must be a parking ticket, because you've got "Fine" written all over you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
'nice arse'
worked for me
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
Your father must be a thief, because I would like to have sexual intercourse with you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
I bet you £20 you'll turn me down.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
* too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven I would like a blowjob please.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)

door tv
bang watch
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
My policies are fornication, fornication, fornication.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
Not so much chat up lines but at school I overheard a girl saying she was going to a fancy dress party as Princess Leia
and I said she could stroke my wookie any time.

And another one was just after the parts available for the school play were announced and I said to a girl "I hope you get to be the donkey so I can ride you into the sunset"
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
Virgin

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)
And so begins the start and end of Magnum's teaching career.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)
And so I got off the bus

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
Why dont you sit on my lap and we'll talk about what ever pops up first?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)
HI CAN I SMELL YOUR MINGE?
OH IT MUST BE YOUR BREATH THEN.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)
well done on your fight club front page

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)
Oh shit I hadn't even noticed.
I think I'm beating Friz now.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
i wish friz wasn't dead

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
Fancy an arm wrestle?

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)
Nice tent.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)
Were you talking about jenpot's dress at the time?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
You know what gonz, bullying the girls here won't make them sleep with you.
You're not sexface, georgy porgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived) 

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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived) 



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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived) 

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(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)
Well, that was heading inexorably for a draw
Until MGT stepped in and saved us all!
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
Woah that was tense.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
"I me 90nz0 once.
Yes, you can touch me."
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
*licks finger*
*wipes it on your top*

Let's get you out of these wet clothes, shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)
I just cry and point to my penis, usually works.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
Don't you have small hands?
They'll make my cock look HUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
Does this smell like chloroform to you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
No, it smells like...
*sniffs again*
is that spunk? You dirty pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
nice legs,
They'll look even better nailed to roof of my shed.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead prostitute?
There isn't a dead prostitute in my garage.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
Hi, can I buy you a drink?
And by 'buy you a drink' I mean 'have a Mars bar party'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)