I could do with a hug.

( CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

*internet hug*
What's wrong, darling Jammy?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

First father's day without
has been more significant than any with. Just a bit maudlin.
( CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

Sorry to hear that, matey.
I hope you've had better offline sympathy than on.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

*hugs*
S'up Jammy?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

thank you

( CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

ok, but I need to see ID first.
Just looking 18 isn't enough.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

You can't hug under 18s?

( CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

It's what comes after
that's illegal
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

Who hugs and doesn't want sex after?

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

CowJam apparantly
and presumably Sarah Millican
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

My mum.
I hope.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

That's not what she told me.
Yes, I went the pathetic route of a mum joke.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

dad?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)

*hugs*
*kisses*
*tongues*
*bums*

is that better?

[I realise this may have been inappropriate depending on why you need a hug, in which case I apologise profusely in advance]
( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

All the better for being inappropriate

( CowJam, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

Haha, I bet you deserved it.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

:O
That's mean! I never thought you were capable of such things. I'm shocked.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)