*all ears*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

^This.
*Is also a nosey bastard*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

It's what happens
when you get a bunch of student types who've finished their exams and decide to get properly pissed. We've already had a warning from the cleaner as well :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

Are you lighting your own farts
And stealing traffic cones too?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

I'm not. I'm being a boring twat and staying in my room
because I'm saving up energy for the week. But I can hear the crying of one person, being comforted by a gaggle of others, while loud music plays.
If it's like last time there'll be a staircase fine for the person who shat in the shower, and a warning from college for the people who had sex in the laundry.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

Haha!
Now THAT sounds like a proper piss up! Someone shat in the shower? Shit!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

Most people I know
they're lovely, until the 14th shot of vodka and then suddenly it all goes wrong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

14th?
Good god. I would never dream of drinking that much.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)

Are you properly pissed? Your typing would suggest otherwise.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

I finished on Friday
I wasn't capable of typing by the end. Saturday a similar state of affairs, but tonight is the calm before the storm
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

If you're going out drinking then have lots of drunken studenty fun
and carry a rape alarm.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

July 1st, 2nd and 3rd is going to be the worst
college ball on 1st, where the challenge is make it to dawn after unlimited champagne and cocktails, then straight down to London for a large bash, then on the 3rd drinks with a couple of festival friends. It'll be the greatest test of my liver yet.
Any big events coming up for you soon?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

July 1st is my work night out
where I get to meet the new members of staff.
July 23rd is when I depart for Mongolia in a tiny car. Exciting times ahead.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)