It never met me before.
Been at house parties where:
Dogs got drunk.
Dogs got stoned.
Dogs ate E's.
Dogs ate coke.
and I'm sure an lsd party at a friend's gaff resulted in a doggy trip.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

did you take the rest of the drugs home in a doggy bag?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

Ba-dum
Tish.

For the record, I ain't had a trip yet, not for the want of trying.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

Selfish bastards
I bet they didn't even chip in.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

First time's free, remember?
Though one dog owned by a mate would snaffle anything left unattended.

Then he got eaten by a pitbull.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

Your mate got eaten by a pitbull?
Fuck!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)

No, the dog.
Well, his head anyway.

Wasn't there, didn't see.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)

These lyrics are win.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)