Have you seen this ad?
twitpic.com/5e9s0h
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)

I can't do the tweet at work.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)

Man, you'll regret this.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)

I'll have half a dozen
I know it's old english to have an 'f' for an 's' sound but in my head I read it with a lisp.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

SMALLPOX

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)