This is my 5001st /talk message
*blows party horn*
How is everyone this afternoon? Sorry for the whole Dick-thing earlier, btw.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

I overdid the chilli last night
it feels like I'm shitting magma
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

Good for weight loss you know.
The chilli bit, not the shitting magma
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

You should probably stick to half-a-dick until you're used to it.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

Is that like red top?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

Well, The Mirror has been known to go off half-cocked on some stories.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

you've made it difficult to imply he likes a bit of jersey cream in his mouth

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)

You need to work on your implication skills, youngster.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

I'm idly job hunting
in the charity sector.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)

What on yearth are you looking in charities for?
Billable hours is where it's at, Holmes.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)

Because I'm a massive hippy.
I don't like making money for the man, I'd sooner work where the money that was being made was for something useful. Where I work right now is a good kind of half way but it's still a bit rubbish.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)

But what if you have the chance to be THE man, huh?
I'm being tempted to take a course to become a Notary. £60, just for you to stamp someone's document. It's like a licence to print money :D
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

Have you seen this ad?
twitpic.com/5e9s0h
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)

I can't do the tweet at work.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)

Man, you'll regret this.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)

I'll have half a dozen
I know it's old english to have an 'f' for an 's' sound but in my head I read it with a lisp.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

SMALLPOX

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

I'm all right.
I am doing work that I don't want to be doing, but other than that I'm all right. How are you?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)

I'm arguing with a solicitor who is being difficult simply because he can be.
It's getting in the way with my form filling tea making real solicitoring learning stuff.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)

Isn't learning to argue with difficult solicitors precisely what you should be doing?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

we should be charging him for this advice you know

( vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)

let's face it frisbee, in your working world, the likelihood of someone "being difficult simply because he can be" is around 3,924% higher than in the general population, amirite
( vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

Professional arseholes can only be beaten by more-professional arseholes.
Hopefully my training here and irl will set me on my way.
In the meantime: "waah waaah people being mean cos they can be, etc"
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

don't forget your training on here, surely having experienced the ruthless cut and thrust of its shitcuntery will set you up for many a courtroom show-down
( vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

I forsee my teabagging of the opposition will be the downfall of me.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

I would like to refer my learned friend to the case of deagostini v horse
( vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

Objection! M'lud, what did you have for lunch?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

arf
are you seeking permission to appeal? we are, we will take this to the highest court in the land, and then to the european court, we are determined to win, we are in fact never gonna give this up
( vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

I put it to to you the jury that the defendant is a shut-in nonce.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)

I'm ok I suppose.
Feeling really tired and can't be arsed to do anything.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

You should do some exercise

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

Ha. Fuck that.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

Go on
Then when you come back, completely bollock-sweaty and flustered you can have a fantastic shower and then snooze in front of the computer/tv/in bed, knowing that you've earned it being a boss.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

No. I'm ill.
Leave me alone.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)

I bet you're not even scottish.
You're no manly man. Paracetamol, coffee and a pair of testacles. You can die later.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)

I was thinking sofa and maybe some ps3.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)

Fuck off.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

LOOK EVERYBODY IT'S BALDMONKEY

( vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

HEY BALDMONKEY
*AUDIENCE CHEERING*
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)

Baldmonkey runs onto the stage, he falls over, he gets up again, everyone in the orchestra is laughing, the audience is laughing, some balloons are released from the studio rafters
( vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)