Professional arseholes can only be beaten by more-professional arseholes.
Hopefully my training here and irl will set me on my way.
In the meantime: "waah waaah people being mean cos they can be, etc"
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

don't forget your training on here, surely having experienced the ruthless cut and thrust of its shitcuntery will set you up for many a courtroom show-down
( vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

I forsee my teabagging of the opposition will be the downfall of me.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

I would like to refer my learned friend to the case of deagostini v horse
( vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

Objection! M'lud, what did you have for lunch?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

arf
are you seeking permission to appeal? we are, we will take this to the highest court in the land, and then to the european court, we are determined to win, we are in fact never gonna give this up
( vladimir, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

I put it to to you the jury that the defendant is a shut-in nonce.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)