you're such a bastard

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)

No, they were married.

( CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

A year after

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)

For a small extra fee they can make it retrospective.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)

simply burn down the records building
and insert your name into a christening book at the appropriate time- Woman in White style
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)

cheeky sod

( CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)

a year after the failed abortion

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

You can go off people
y'know
( CowJam, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

wuv u weelly yummy tickle bunny xxx

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

when are they going to put you out of your misery?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)

do you mean by buying me a big present?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:27, archived)

BE NICE!
Its in caps. That means you have to listen.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:04, archived)