I got headbutted in the vag once
when I went swimming. That wasn't fun.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

did they end up wearing you like a swimming cap?

a bright orange furry swimming cap
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

They'd look like some sort of troll doll

( magnum, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

....
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)