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Enough of the try-hard-fail-hard.
Bring on the HARD hard. Pumping like a shotgun full of plimsolls. Banging like snare drum up Bambi Wood's arse. Yeah baby.

If you were the spotty herbert who posted the fake OMG THEY'VE STOLEN THE CENSUSES! message, how shiny with glee would your forehead be? That's some top notch trolling right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)
I thought I was being lolhaxxored today.
I nearly shat myself.

Fortunately it was a bug in the warning system that reported I'd been trawling through records.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
that's nothing.
I'm having fish for tea and it's not even friday. Totally trolling the catholic church here.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
fish fingers don't count

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:46, archived)
less of your insolence, you should know your plaice

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
I'm sole sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
you cod probably be sorrier than that.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
As shiny as it is now
In similar news, despite my warnings not to let her boyfriend watch donkey porn on it, Ms Official Jnr turned up with her laptop for me to have a look at as it was "being weird". Operating system not found. HA!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
haha, she optomized her windoz good

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
lol i no

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)
I'd hate to be your daughters boyfriend

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
she'd hate it too if you were.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
He hated it too when I found his hentai rape fantasy vids last time

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)
Tell her to delete system32. Oh, wait.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)
lolololol
www.sickipedia.org/joke/997218
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
I reckon I am a bang-up fuckshit in ur biscuit barrel, BOOM yeah I am probably a coconut cream hobnob
thank you for asking
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)
shows how lulz has people worried, why i don't know, i figure many companies have now realised their security isn't up to much and are having to spend a bit of their money
while lulzsec is just ddosing people at the moment, poorly as it happens, i bet those cunts couldn't even ddos b3ta, bunch of faggots
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
are you saying that lulzsec, the faggots, couldn't ddos www.b3ta.com

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)
not a chance, we have robtoo and cr3 to defend us

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
I'm sure cr3 will laugh off any internet insults
he'll just take them on the chin


oh
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
They'd better wait til the newsletter comes out before doing it because that's how I know when it's friday.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)