doing shit for charity is a fucking waste of time.
Just give the money, it's not about you sacrificing or sweating, because nothing you do could ever compare to the tragedy of the victims of whatever cause you're raising money for, which means your fucking bean bath or pseudo run just cheapens the whole principle of human suffering and turns it into a joke.

If you care about suffering, dig deep and cough up, but don't turn it into a fucking lark with your mates, you morally impoverished scumbag.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

I can't decide which would be more tragic
you actually thinking that was a coherent argument, or you pretending that it was a coherent argument as a feeble attempt to sound edgy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)

I do want to see an end to charity

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)

Well you can't.
So building arguments around it is an exercise in idle sophistry.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)

yeah but it does wind up the bleeding hearts who think their grunting and sweating will ever achieve anything ever

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

Yeah. Oxfam and Wateraid and Cancer Fucking Research never did nuffin.
FFs. I'm actually indulging you in this like some sort of prick. I need to get off the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)

still got water problems and cancer, haven't we

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)

YES!

( mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

why? charity enforces power

( mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)

i agree with you both, in so much as so far as you a both wrong cunts who need to fix up and look sharp

( mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)

sweet as a nut mate, sweet as

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

where did cowfoot go?

( mongychops, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

yeah, why did the wrong cow stay and the wrong cow leave?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

Probably the EU and it's farm subsidies.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)

I'll let the rogue apostrophe slide
but considering France gets something like 20% of the entire EU budget for its paltry million farmers, I'm really glad they're going to lose nearly a trillion euros when economies of Spain, Greece, Portugal, Italy and your own pestilent island collapse.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)

Fucking hell, you must be sick.
Really, go see a doctor. And not me or Shambles.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)

not bothered, living in Europe's only growth economy, right here

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)

Yeah, I'm very annoyed about our last government forcing AIB to sell off their Polish bank just before the election.
We owned a profitable bank, in a strong economy, and on their way out the door the fucking gangsters sold it at a knockdown price. Cunts.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)

Yeah, Bank Zachodni's going great guns, best bank on the market right now
your lot really ballsed that up.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)

No, they didn't.
They were gangsters. By their standards they got that right. It was the last bit of looting they could do.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)