Ireland only has 48 inhabitants so if you send a letter marked ALEX, CORK I'll get it
Jeff the postman does all of South Ireland
( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:45, archived)

i've been to cork

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)

There's a good 11 people in Cork
Second largest city etc
( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)

how long have you lived there?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)

Since February last year
Nice town, quiet though.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)

aw, i thought there was a possibility you might have been there when i visited

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

Passing by like ships in the night
Nah I'm a newster over here. Thinking of upping sticks again though, travel feet are tapping
( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

where would you go?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

That's the bit I'm stuck on
It's looking like if I did jack this in and move, I'd probably have to go back to England, at least for a bit. Don't really fancy that.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)

i like england
it's where all my stuff is
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

my sister told me to move to portsmouth :(

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)

i had a collision with a woman named Cork.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)

I knew a man with a wooden leg by the name of smith

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)

You liar
No man with a wooden leg would ever be named Smith
( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)

listen man, i don't want to point out your ignorance or anything
but unipeds aren't even ALLOWED to be called smith. the latin root of the name literally means 'two legs'
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

can you give me the latin root of the name literally meaning cat legs please?

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

pusmith

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)

I like this

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)