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Tonight I was at an event where I met someone who I'd known previously, but only through twitter.
He looked far more like a rapist than I'd expected.
When were you last shocked by someone's appearance?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)
When I met my colleagues girlfriend, Charlie
We'd all just presumed Charlie was a boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
Did you have a quick grope just in case?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)
Last time I caught sight of myself in the mirror.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

I just got home, and blow me down with a feather if it wasn't my old partner Jacob Marley in the door knocker, and he's been dead these seven years
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
I like old Jacob when I'm smokin' a chillum with I and I.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)
My dentist
looks like a 12 year old, he's even got braces. Didn't help me feel at ease. Also his assistant was a troll of a woman, and i didn't enjoy having her face so close to mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
Braces?
And he has the nerve to insult your teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)
You've got to the root of my shock

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)
Who was it?
I am yet to meet someone through twitter. Now i am worried..
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)
Whenever someone says
"meet through [insert social network here]" I imagine that bit in the original tron where he get's sucked in to the computer. I like that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
I have met people
through (insert social network here) but as mates. They have become mates too in real life and everything! I even have one as arm candy!
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)
but did you get sucked through your monitor in 80's style special FX??
if not, was it still worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
yep..
it was like Videodrome
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
i'm totally getting a twitter.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
Don't bother
it's shit. I put it off for ages, got one about 3 months ago, got bored in about 2 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
My hair the other morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)