Supermodel girlfriend
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( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:56, archived)

So many lies
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:02, archived)

On the internet!

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:09, archived)

oh man that's not how you spell flaccid

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:44, archived)

Yeah, but what would you know badge?
You're a virgin. Some blue namer said so, so it must be true.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:32, archived)

Wait, if we're all virgin schoolboys does that mean I've got to do O level Maths again?
Aww man, say it ain't so.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:35, archived)

That would be a SHIT/WOOHOO moment
SHIT exams and being at school
WOOHOO might not fuck it all up this time
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)

I would though.
I only just scraped a C when I was actually learning it. I wouldn't have a prayer these days.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

i peaked at school.
if i could pick a time to start over it would be when i was looking at careers/degrees, aged about 17.
my school had shit careers advice.
( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

Mine too.
I got into an argument with my "senior tutor" who wrote that I was "often absent and rarely hands in homework" on my UCAS form so that my first 5 university choices turned me down.
I should go back to that sixth form college and shit in his petrol tank.
( Zuowan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)

and MASSIVE DRUGS

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)