Baldmonkey, your tangy cheese
fulfills my every hunger need,
for in my sexual fantasies
like you, I lust for lolwaki.
(. Y . ), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)

The fuck?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:52, archived)

Brian, is this the sort of cunts you gotta deal with at Uni? It seems like it.
Do they on a tuesday decide to dress up as Knights and go around going "NI NI NI NI do you remember that? Do you remember that? I love monty python? NI NI NI HES NOT A NAUGHTY BOY Do you remember that? Look at my casio, it's got calculator ! NI NI NI NI", except one person who dresses in black studded with a few LEDs because he's gone as "night".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

Yeah, I'm pretty much stalking him now.
_{NI NI NI}
(. Y . ), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

Nah, the worst I've had to deal with was a bunch of cunts from the networking degree coming into a lecture pissed up on St George's Day
with them big fucking stupid guinness hat things.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

What about the societies bullshit? do you get any of that?
I mean, I get it, Jals up there is in a new town, new people, all his mates have gone off and done something with their lives like gotten jobs and become productive members of society. He's all on his tod, poor sod, wants to fit in, I can understand that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)

I don't really have much to do with any of that bollocks.
I turn up, do my work and fuck off home. I'm not right keen on the idea of spending time being all lolwaki with people who were born in a totally different decade.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)

That's why you're a decent sort, actually learning to do better for the future, and not "learning to do better for a future, honest".
What bit of code stuff you working in these days? I'm totally involved big time with jQuery and CodeIgnitor, stunning stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

Nothing at the minute, I'm not back at uni until September.
Then it's C++, Java, Python, a bit of 3D animation and some online stuff that I'm not entirely sure of yet.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)

Bit of a jolt from before, I'm a firm believer in picking a platform and sticking with it while it can handle whatever you need to do.
But I like the idea of learning Objective-C for app development.

I'm looking for a snide copy of DW CS5.5 but can't find one for OSX.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)

But ovbously uni is different from comercial.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)

Actually it was the web development that was the big change, I've mostly been doing that lot until recently.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)

Ahhhh, coolio.
It's the games industry you're interested in, if I remember right. I heard they've realsed the Portal 2 Toolsets, that should be good fun for you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)

what about all the new stuff that will come along with open source use of gpu's, is this maybe the fucture?
and which one of you cunts is going to help me run privoxy? eh? nobody yet that is who. sad times
( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)

i hate you lot, you are horrible to me :((((((((((((((((

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)

2 MORE PEOPLE I CAN CROSS OFF MY FRIEND LIST

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

bladmonkey fanfiction.
It's the latest craze.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

Careful Brayndedd
He's a fucking panda.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

His panda style may be strong, but it is no match for my Cunt Fu.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)

Please elaborate

(. Y . ), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

I pissed on an orchestra.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

That was you?
So Baldmonkey has been lying to us all this time, stealing your thunder.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)

That's not pandering.
It's MANdering. A TOTALLY different skill.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)

The Jalooh is a massive drain on society,
all his friends meet his anticks with pitty.
He thinks he is really witty,
even though he's never seen a chick's bitty.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

Actually I once saw my mum's

(. Y . ), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

I'm not going to waste time explaining why, because it all gets a bit technical,
but that actually makes you a nonce.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)

Yeah', that doesn't make you special sunshine, most the 'state has.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)

Wales has states?
:O
(. Y . ), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

MORE OF THIS KIND OF THING

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)

Terrible Lolwaki poetry
the staple of the internet.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)

It's the grease on which the angry wheels of this website turn

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)

6/10

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)

i'm hoping that score was for effort, not skill.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)

more of an "I like it, but I'm not sure why it's there"

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)

maybe he's here to give Baldmonkey a day off
Like when you go to a restaurant you like but the head chef is off for the day, so you get slightly lower quality food?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)

i always thought the head chef just walked around and nodded at everything

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

It's more to do with how hard and carefully the rest of the team work
when head chef is on the pass checking quality and plating up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)

like office folk slacking off when the boss is out

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)

who would do such a thing?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

If it didn't happen
/Talk would just be full of dole house losers, cripples and the insane... oh.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

don't forget the fatties!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)

CENSORSHIP

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)

i still think s is a fucking simpleton

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)

alright rose, i've got to go out now, can you help me with my issues when i get back?

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)

alright david, yer no worries i'll ask my old man if he's got any ideas

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)

good stuff, i shan't be out long, if he could sort something i'd be most thankfull

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)

he'll make you summat with some gaffer tape and a bit of foam if youre fucking lucky

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)

nice one, l8rs

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

ta la

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)