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the 9 year olds parents paid a casino to allow him to dance to madonna in front of a blue screen, its really quite good
ME AT NINE, PERFORMING TO MADONNA IN SUMMER '91! from Robert Jeffrey on Vimeo.
(Misses, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 5:39, archived)
I prefer the green screen.
Blue is so ghey
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 6:25, archived)
i prefer robotic ninjas

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:09, archived)
I have a calculator.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:52, archived)
How posh.
'Ning Postal-san.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:03, archived)
i checked
And this is still talk. Links is next door. You couldn't start an interesting conversation if one managed to crawl up your bum bum.

/awake too early and grumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:45, archived)
I like your style.
*offers coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:51, archived)
much obliged

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:06, archived)
What was wrong with just saying "Fuck off back to /links"?
'Ning Wuh Pee.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:05, archived)
eloquence is next to cleanliness
'Ning stoooooooooooooooooodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:07, archived)
Fuck off with your noncery.
You NONCE!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:47, archived)

yeah! *shakes fist*
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:47, archived)
'Ning Womby.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:59, archived)
Blue letters scare me.
Why is this bad man showing me his naughty blue letters?
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:07, archived)
He's trying to nonce you up.
And he's run out of Werthers'. DON'T GET IN HIS CAR Postal, there won't really be any puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:09, archived)
Where have the puppies gone?!

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)
The moon.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
I didn't sleep very much so I'm too tired to insult you

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:03, archived)
Stop letting the side down Theo.
Set about him.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:04, archived)
I really can't today
I woke up at half one this morning, I can smell colours
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:04, archived)
RACIS... Oh, COLOURS.
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:07, archived)
Have you tried not waking up at half one this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)
I tried really hard but it turns out the more you try to go back to sleep the less chance you have of going back to sleep

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
Have you tried trying less hard, really hard?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
That's the plan for tonight
Less hard trying, more hard sleeping
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
do you have synaesthesia?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
I just have a non functioning brain today
I can sense the aether
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
oh.
I've always thought having synaesthesia would be interesting albeit temporarily to compare it with being 'normal' (although I sometimes wonder whether I have a very very mild form of it).
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
I have tiny touch of it, in that oysters taste purple.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
excellent!
some letters give me a vague feeling that they're unfriendly or aggressive. I might just be nuts of course.

edit: I suppose it's this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordinal_linguistic_personification
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
Yeah, I've got letters from bailiffs too.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
alright misses

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 8:22, archived)
Careful
Mortal Wombat posts here.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)