no problem, i can't have more than 5 or 6 tho, i'm driving

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)

fair enough
can't be too careful these days
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

it's getting to the point that you don't feel safe having a handfull of beers these days without some copper cunt stitching you up, sadtimes

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)

i always keep a bottle of mouthwash in the glove compartment
just in case
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

that is a good idea, i always have a half bottle of vodka myself, just in case the traffic is bad

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)

well it's time you could be spending in the pub.
i think this is a legally acceptable mitigating circumstance, traffic cutting into already limited social time.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)

also if you have an accident it's always nice to have some vodka to calm you down

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)

i need to pop out now really, do a bit of shopping, i'll need some booze to tackle that shit

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)

take it easy
might be some drunk drivers about
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

The trick is to carry one of those really tiny bottles of vodka, you know, like the single shot things they sale in the corner shop for some obscure reason (who buys them anyway?).
And then drink it infront of the copper, tell him it's for the nerves of hitting that kid, but then say that's all you had.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)

did you know gonz you can be arrested for pushing your car while drunk, what a crazy world we live in

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)

yep. has happened.
a guy on the isle of man was done for drunk driving for wheeling his bike along the prom to his hotel because he didn't want to leave it outside the bar. first day of the TT.

wheeling it. cops are cunts. i hate them all.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)

Deserves to wrap his back around a lamp-post for going to a 'prom', american cunt.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

prom. abr: promenade.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

0o0o0o0o0oh, yeah', I get you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

i understood you, i think gonz needs to sing 'oh i do like to be beside the seaside' a few times

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

Ain't been by a british seaside since I was a kid, I wanna go. Ain't been in a hotel in my adult life that I can remember eaither.
I wanna do that this year though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:23, archived)

or spit the firey liquid in his eyes and run away

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)

What was that story about the bloke who put chocolate in his pants in court and then before the verdict pulled down his trousers and ate it so got off on a mental charge?
Or was that an urban legend or from a film or something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

i'm not sure why you think i should know this

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

I donno, you might know, I knew and it's quite irrelivent to me, so maybe you know.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)

TERRIBLE BULLYING OF HIM OUT OF JACKASS!
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

he's dead jim

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)