I managed to level some of my garden and lay membrane and a cubic metre of play bark today
Anyone else actually deserve the oxygen they would usually steal this weekend?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)

I only use bark with real gravitas

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)

This was play bark with a real sense of pathos, I assure you.
If that's a suitable use of the word pathos. I'm not sure tbh.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

A sense of patios?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

A sense of Play House actually.
Making my kids a super fun corner of the garden. Already built the 2 storey play house totally from scratch, just finishing touches now.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

So you helped deforest the Amazon in order that your little shitmachines don't have to go all the way down the local park to play.
Well done you. You fucking PLANET-KILLER.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

s'only pine. fully sustainable and all that shit. probably.
I could have built a playhouse out of Teak but that'd have cost thousands...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

No point making your excuses to me.
Just explain to your kids why there won't be any trees left by the time they've grown up.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

there will be loads
you never heard of 3D printers?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

No.
And I wouldn't believe in them if I had.
I put my faith in OUR LORD GOD. and will be taken up to Heaven in THE RAPTURE while you miserable sinners will be CAST INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE!
HALLELULJAH!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

fair do's

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)

REPENT WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME BROTHER!
AMEN!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)

He's got a garden too, he's wasting valuable land that could have been owned by some immensely wealthy financier or insurance racketeer.
Bet there's less than three people per bed in that household too. What a disgusting waste of resources.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)

Old lady next to us in an other half of our semi
has a garden bigger than ours and been living there for 20 years alone, depriving other younger families from a 3 bed council house and leaving them in a shitty flat somewhere probably. So she's much more of the devil than I. Somehow.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)

Fuck 'em, they're probably too busy going on EDL marches and torching cars.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)

She saw us right through the Blitz GawdBlesser.
Mind she don't half stink of piss these days.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)

It was my weekend off what was i meant to do fuck off

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

Off of what? Life?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

You tell the cunt Gobbo.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

Yeah, I'm hard at work.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

It's an original way to hide the bodies i suppose
I still prefer dumping them in a lake with pockets full of stones.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

I tried that
but didn't have any stones, so used Pop Rocks popping candy. Didn't have quite the same result but the body did get up to about 3 knots...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

Play bark?

( CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

woof

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

woof?

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

Man, I miss Police Dog.
/Lies
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

WOOF!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

I did things that weren't actually my job, and finished late
then I raised a few pint glasses. Oh, the effort.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

Do you normally only do things that are your job?
Do you get paid to poo and sleep then?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

Yes I have
The details are nobody's fucking business apart from close personal friends though.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

makes replying to the thread a bit fucking stupid then, huh?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

No more stupid than posting it in the first place.
I could have just said "yes" but I chose to quantify it.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)

Fuck off, hippy.
/ac
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

kidney failure

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)