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I've never met anyone who likes him
so who the fuck is buying his albums?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)
The criminally insane
and those with religious mania. Also Americans.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)
That's still only one group
/xenophobialols
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)
Anyone that buys a U2 album
is a fucking prick with no musical taste or or or meh..they are dead to me so it's hard to describe. No matter where they come from or what they believe in.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)
I can sympathise
I'm back in Bristol now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
How long for?
Are you coming out to see us? Let's go for cocktails at the severnshed in the sunshine!
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)
Can I come?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)
I said 'us' didn't I?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)
Happy now?
ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)
I am pretty happy, yes.
Thanks for asking. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)
HUZZAH!
Hows Zelda?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)
It's all 3D and shit!
It's like, totally whoa, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)
It's shit?
I would be like 'whoa dude' If I had spent money on summat that was shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:15, archived)
It's shit hot.
Not shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)
I bet it's sick man..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)
It's SKILL.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)
MEGA

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)
RAD

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
Sorry, I almost forgot to
AaaaaaAAAaAAAaAAaAAaAaaAaAaRrRRRrrrRrrRRrRdvaaaAAaAaaAAaaAaAaaaAAarRRrrrRRRRrRrrRk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:47, archived)
:D
Evening, sexy. All well?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:48, archived)
Fine thanks for asking
phnarr
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:55, archived)
He just needs a petit filous and everything will be better

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)
+ hot woman slathered with

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)
Ages. At least a month
I'm going back to Oxford for a ball this week, but am around after that. Cocktails sound good!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)
Get in touch then
sugar tits. I have the odd mothership and big dog duties but if you let us know then it would be really good to see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:54, archived)
Will do :)
It'll probably be soon before I run out completely of money haha
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)
There is some bash
thing on the 30th. I don't know anyone so far but it's right near my house if you fancy that too.
Aardvark will be away getting shot at by bandits.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)
You should think about the London bash
a lot of ace people. 2nd July. I'm job hunting at the moment to try and fund drinking haha
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)
I'm working all day
then looking after big slobbery dog. Anyway..too many people scare me.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:14, archived)
it's only music

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)
tell that to bongo

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)
Bono.
He strikes me as the kind of bloke who'd wank off to videos of himself wanking off to videos of himself wanking off in front of the mirror. It wouldn't surprise me at all if it turned out he was buying his own albums in bulk to drive up the sales.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)
and can you even imagine
how sick you have to be to wank off to bono. Even if you are bono.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)
I had to think about that for a bit to work how many wanks-removed from reality that is.
then it reminded me of butters' wogan thing in the newsletter which is the funniest thing that's been in there for ages so i did a chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)
It wouldn't be so funny if
it was bon..oh I'm sick of banging on about how much I hate bongo.....that's what the utter cunt does to you. He wears you down. Then hopes that in your near comatose state you will hear the sound of 'beautiful day' and have an epiphany and feel an irresistable urge to listen to them forever in a religious meditative state akin only to monks chanting. I don't know what I am on about.
I fucking hate bono.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:01, archived)
you're not the only who's sick of you banging on about bono

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)
I still hate him though
like..totally.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)
it all seems a bit irrational

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)
Stop poking the wasps' nest...

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:20, archived)
Funnily enough, that's the name of a rough-looking pub in Mirfield.
I did a slight chuckle as it went by on the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:21, archived)
ha! I'm only joking
I love him really. I have all his albums and I am in the U2 fan club. I actually followed U2 around for a few years and put out a self funded book about my adventure. My name is bronwyn but just as a joke I call myself mrs.brono. Just so I can feel closer to him. Anyone that says they don't like U2 I threaten with taking to court, as my dad is a lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:27, archived)