I can't remember what that one is like.
I totally dig all melons though, I could eat them all day long.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)

pffft, melons eh? i bet you do

( mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

Can't go wrong with a couple of nice, firm melons.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

Why stop at 2?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)

you'd probably get the shits, i can link to a picture of a women being shitted (or shat) on if you would like? the mods are asleep i feel

( mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

They haven't done anything about my terrible racism, so they must be.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

i think the mods are mostly racist, the site is littered with racist images and comments by the mods in neither an funny or ironic manner, it just looks tired

( mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)

Do you feel it would educate me as to the dangers of too many melons?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)

they call it a waist because you can fit at least two more boobs in there.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

you could just go out with fat chicks, you pervert

( mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

these are called love handles

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

Have you seen Total Recall?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

Deffo, just noshed a whole packet of ASDA Mellon Medley instead of eating tomo's lunch that I said down there.
Not enough watermellon in ratio, but still very good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

Watermelon is the best melon.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)

You ever Vodka'ized it? You cut a hole in the top and fill the hole with vodka, leave it in a fridge for half a day and the vodka would be soaked through.... keep on doing for a week 'till the bottle is gone.
Well nice way to get pissed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)

I have always wanted to try this
but don't have the self control to let either a watermelon or a bottle of vodka last long enough.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)

Get a mate involved in on it for a BBQ.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)