I'd ban everyone in the world except me and you, and I'd make the site have webcams in member's showers, and a transportation device that'll warp me....
... and then I'd invent a device that translate my creepy comments to "hello, how are you?"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

Hi Gonz, how's it going?
I wouldn't mind because I really only have baths so it probably wouldn't apply to me.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

I'm doing good thanks ! Been looking at stuff for my new digs I'm gonna get over the next couple of months, well excited, gonna get all mortgage'd up and all that.
I love a nice warm bath, but always have a shower after. But I don't mind watching you in the shower or the bath, I'm easy going on that, it's up to you =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

whoah hold on is this a jewish thing,
bath and shower? yet your sort always look so grubby.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

I'd sort of rather you didn't watch me if it's alright with you.
I'm glad your new place is going well. I wish I had somewhere real to live or a job or something. That'd be great.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

That's fine, I can understand that.... oh man, I just got what you mean, I meant letting me watch you bath AS FRIENDS, hahah, yeah' right like I.... with you....hahaha. As mates.
Thank you, something will pop up for you to, are you done with uni now?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

I get my results on Wednesday so not quite all finished, there could be corrections to do, but yeah, essentially I'm looking for lovely jobs now.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

Sounds good, you'll be sorted in no-time =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)

Thanks lovely.
You'll make someone a wonderfully supportive husband someday.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)

Come to Oxford on Thursday Gonzy.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)

way to use up all the water

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

I'm formally inviting you to Oxford on Thursday Gobbo. You may bring your Son The Doveston and your Daughter The LOVELY Jaction if you like.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:17, archived)