
Swans are almost never mute
Eye of toad and tail of newt
You can learn a lot from lydia
( , Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

He felt a branch bounce of his shin
He heard a snap and soon his string
Was limp upon the floor.
He'd lost another kite again
To another hurricane
Furthermore he had been maimed
ULTIMATE KITE FLYING WOO WOO WOO YEAH prick
( , Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)