heh, that'd be a hard accusation to pin on me, i think

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

You only fuck her as a form of subjugation.
There. Not that tricky.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

i guess it would be hard to disprove that
fair enough
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

I'm good, so I am.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

ah, a challenger arrives, let us see how this pans out in the long term

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)

i'm afraid i don't have anything better than the cheryl cole defence

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

you married a gay black man?

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

it's the 'i can't be a racist because my other half is black' defence

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

why so?

( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

He's painted his blow up doll to look like a gollywog.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

I imagine that's because he's nostalgic for the days of slavery

( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

If you press the button on it's tummy, it sings Al Jolson songs.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

i've painted my blow-up d...
oh baldmonkey already told you
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)