I don't have such a list.

( WormuIus, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:29, archived)

What about, presuming you're straight, someone who you'd share a threesome with?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:32, archived)

In which case he'll use his left AND right hand together

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:35, archived)

I'd pick another girl.
I wouldn't want the other kind.
( WormuIus, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:38, archived)

I think for most people they wouldn't want any kind.
Especially if you're not the "extra" one. Fun as a fantasy daydream, but not in real life...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)

Fair play to Gonzo
if he wants to turn gay before his IBS kills his capacity for bumfun.
( WormuIus, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:41, archived)

don't need to be gay for that
Plenty of devices available...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:43, archived)

Fair play if you want to massage your prostate
with a replica cock.
( WormuIus, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:45, archived)

Still a bit gay, that. I reckon using a rubber fist is much more hetero.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:46, archived)

Nothing gay
about fisting yourself
( WormuIus, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)