OK so I DO have something to kind of offer
Sky launched "Sky GO" this morning.

I built the servers that runs on. My clever work. I designed the networks, the servers, the build systems. I rock.

Beat that. Or call me a cunt.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:53, archived)

See, you _do_ have a valid job ! Who's a good Server Admin? YOU'RE A GOOD SERVER ADMIN. Yes you are, Yes You Are, YES YOU ARE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:59, archived)

Enterprise solutions architect
thankyou.

*rolls over*
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:00, archived)

I got an MCE in SA....
What sollution would you employ for John Smith's Aunty who lives by herself in a one bedroom flat in missipipi?
- [Competitor] [Server Software]
- [Competitor] [home software]
- Microsoft ©® Server ©® 2008
- Microsoft ©® Windows ©® Vista ©®
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:09, archived)

The most expensive one they can afford of course
everyone loves M$. Selling Sales courses as acceditations? Never! Mind you, RedHat do that shamelessly too.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:15, archived)

Cunt.
I hope you're happy now.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:05, archived)

If it works then you've helped Rupert Murdoch's evil bid for world domination.
Well done, acid kewpie. Well done.
( Zuowan, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:08, archived)

World domination as long as it's on an iPhone or Windows
I build a system that doesn't work on my phone or my computer. Nice.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:16, archived)